1. times-like-these7:

    sorelatable:

    If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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    Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

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  2. majesticaljeff:

    rednecktex:

    huffy-lemon:

    Favorite story posts part 1

    That last one

    My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

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  7. toastoat:

    PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

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  8. omgswagyolo:

    when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

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  10. endocrines2:

    *drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

    (Source: endocrines2014, via openedbottle)